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USA TODAY SUCKS BALLS

Do I have to say anything about this clip? This was Cenko Unchained before Django Unchained was even a twinkle in Quentin Tarantino's eye.

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Obama Plays Pathetic Political Games

"U.S. President Barack Obama reversed course on Saturday and delayed taking executive action on immigration reform until after November congressional elections, bowing to concerns it could cost his fellow Democrats control of the U.S. Senate. Obama had promised in a high-profile White House appearance in June to announce unilateral measures by the end of summer if Congress did not enact immigration reform legislation.

Are Pro-Lifers The New American Taliban?

"It is too early to say whether Wendy Davis's revelation of her own abortion will help, hinder or have no effect on her underdog campaign to become the first Democratic governor of Texas in two decades.

Hey Birthers Time to Shut The F@$K Up

"In an effort to repudiate suggestions that he is ineligible to be president of the United States, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) released his birth certificate Sunday to The Dallas Morning News. The birth certificate confirmed that the Texas Republican was born Dec. 22, 1970 in Calgary, Alberta.

Wall Street Deregulation After Government Shutdown

"When the drama surrounding a government shutdown abates, the House of Representatives expects to take up legislation to expand taxpayer support for derivatives, the complex financial products at the heart of the 2008 meltdown. And while traditionally straightforward tasks like funding the federal government have become raucously contentious in recent weeks, a bill subsidizing Wall Street banks is likely to garner significant bipartisan support.

Supreme Court's Shameful Hypocrisy on Abortion Clinic Buffer Zones

"The Supreme Court ruled on McCullen v. Coakley Thursday, striking down a Massachusetts law requiring protesters to stay at least 35 feet from an abortion clinic's entrance and walkways. In a unanimous opinion, the court held that such buffer zones violate First Amendment free speech rights.

NRA Defends Convicted Stalkers & Abusers

"The National Rifle Association (NRA) is challenging a proposed law that would prevent individuals convicted of stalking from purchasing firearms and expand the definition of "intimate partner."

How Obama Should React To Boehner's Lawsuit

"House Speaker John Boehner Wednesday told reporters that he plans to sue President Barack Obama over his use of executive action. "I am," the Speaker said when asked if he was planning to initiate a lawsuit.

Bush Free Top Benghazi Attacker, Right Wing Silent

"The capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala, by far the most notorious suspect in the 2012 attacks on the U.S. diplomatic mission and a CIA compound in Benghazi, Libya, is a big deal. But even if he is guilty, Abu Khattala wouldn't have been the only person involved in the attacks - and he is not the only person sought by U.S.

Hateful Response Unleashed Upon Muslim Student At Conservative Panel

"Representatives of prominent conservative groups converged on the Heritage Foundation on Monday afternoon for the umpteenth in a series of gatherings to draw attention to the Benghazi controversy. But this one took an unexpected turn. What began as a session purportedly about "unanswered questions" surrounding the September 2012 attacks on U.S.

John McCain LIVID Over Iraqi Turmoil He Helped Create

"Sen. John McCain said Thursday that President Barack Obama's entire national security team should resign over the resurgence of Islamic militants in Iraq. "Everybody in his national security team, including the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, ought to be replaced," the Arizona Republican told reporters ahead of a classified Senate Armed Services Committee briefing on the deteriorating situation in Iraq.

'Black People' Problems are Personal Choices & Obama's Fault, Says O'Reilly

"Bill O'Reilly opened his show Monday night by examining President Obama's Friday afternoon speech on race and the Trayvon Martin case. O'Reilly began by saying Obama was "correct in addressing the race issue" but then proceeded to hammer the president for failing to address the "real" problems facing the African-American community."* Bill O'Reilly is pretty sure he understands "gangsta culture" and problems faced by black people.

OTHER FUN STUFF

Things That Grind My Gears

1. When they don't butter my bread at diners. No, I'm not a diva. I can butter my own bread, but then I can also stay home and not pay $20 for breakfast.

2. Democrats who think if we just vote Democrat for one more election cycle everything will get magically better. Our savior is right around the corner!

3. Democrats who tell you not to criticize Democrats because that would hurt the cause. What cause? Getting more Democrats elected?

4. People who repeat the same sentence three times in the middle of telling a story, then say, "To make a long story short ..." Too late, buddy.

5. Norv Turner.

At least I'm not this guy.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME MAD

Right now, you're asking "how is this any different than things that grind your gears?" It's not, but this whole site is devoted to my grievances, so it still makes sense. Plus, this list has pictures.

1- Money in Politics

This has corrupted our government and destroyed our democracy. This unlike unbuttered bread is worthy of getting super pissed about. Oh also, before I forget ... have I mentioned Wolf-PAC.com?

2- Establishment Media

69% of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally responsible for 9/11 when we invaded Iraq. I would have been in favor of going to Iraq too if I thought they hit us on 9/11. But they didn't. The media knew that. They just forgot to relay that … — 69% of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally responsible for 9/11 when we invaded Iraq. I would have been in favor of going to Iraq too if I thought they hit us on 9/11. But they didn't. The media knew that. They just forgot to relay that little piece of information to us. It will be my pleasure to change the media.

3- Religious Fundamentalists

I don't have to believe in your voo doo. And I most especially do not have to live by it. If there is a God, he he gave us life so that we may live it.